I met online a Bangladeshi girl who's prolly gonna marry her cousin (yay incest!)
I dreamt of opening a dating app for minors once and I woke up saying: "wtf?!"
My mother barged into my room and yelled: "Pope Francis died!1!!1" and I burst out laughing (Ik, I'm going to hell for this one)
Me and a friend of mine started doing embroidery during science class
A couple of professors took pics of my anime prayer cards
I almost broke some furniture with my katana
Some old man showed up naked outside a middle school in the city I go to high school in (I saw him get arrested bruh)
An old lady approached me and some classmates and started talking to us abt communism while smoking what Ig was weed
I got lost in Galway while on a school trip
My father almost abandoned me in a supermarket (that isn't strange, but it's kinda funny ngl)
When my parents got divorced, they built a fucking WALL in our flat bc they couldn't even see each other lmaoo (Berlin after ww2 be like)
My flight was once delayed of 1.5h bc the communications didn't work and the door of the plane was broken. Spoiler: we still flew even in those conditions lol
A child once called me "ugly bitch", so I aggressively pushed him down a slide at the park. He never dared to speak to me again. Brat.
When I was in kindergarten there was this teacher I didn't like, so I literally PISSED on her...
Also in kindergarten, my teacher wanted me to eat that shit they gave us, so she told me: "think abt all the children starving in Africa". I replied: "I don't give a fuck". That teacher called my mother.
In the public middle school in my city (I didn't go there, but still-) someone burnt a desk with a lighter. Don't ask.
In middle school, the police arrived in the other class bc a guy had hacked a school account lol
When I was in Germany w/ my family, my mother's bf asked a street musician to play Lili Marlene (kinda nazi song, but not heavily nazi) as a joke and he actually did wth. We were ina restaurant tho and the next day him and my mum got food intoxication. Did bros poison our food??
I lost my entire pencil case while trying to jump a little canal...
Some in my middle school threw a shoe from the 3rd floor
My primary school teachers suggested I went to therapy just bc I shut a door too loudly and said to my teacher to go fuck herself
Appearently, a frind of mine in middle school acted like my bf even if he wasn't. Did we get together without knowing?? Genuine question, this isn't so strange
At a summer camp I was one of the baby bouncers (using google translate atm, sorry if this isn't the right word) and there was even the daughter of the old hag who kept the camp. One day, while we were drawing together, this girl literally tells me: "Did you know that my mother tries to choke me when we argue? :D". Bro WHAT THE FUCK?! (btw that child's mother was crazy, so this story is actually believable-)
Seagulls keep stealing my food from my fucking hands IstG: it happened to me in Venezia (for Ghiaccio's sake, I'm not saying VeNiCe) and in the Aran islands
My middle school principal once citated Mussolini (prolly on purpose lol, she gives fascist vibes-)
Some child at the summer camp above told me he had 15 gfs. Bro, he can pull hoes-
In Germany (again), I ran into a subway bc a bee was chasing me to get my doughnuts (that bitch did NOT get my food)
Once some rlly rude guys rang my grandparents' bell and, while they were trying to escape, my grandma chased them with a broom
I got kicked out of an exposition in Oxford bc I took a picture of a POSTER (without flash btw). Still mad abt it.
In elementary school, I had a class where we legit just played Minecraft. IstG it was PEAK
Again, in elementary school, my teachers exploited me to correct everyone's tests and teach to the class. Chat is this illegal??
In elementary again, a guy threw a piece of cement at someone's head. Idk, I should try it: sounds fun
A guy I met in Galway completely disappeared after I went back home, then, at the beginning of school, he wrote me an entire paragraph of approximately 40 rows about Liceo Classico (the type of school I was going to attend). Kinda cute but also lowk creepy. My friend told me he's a "sottone" (kinda like simp, in English). I'm running out of facts lol
My friend once told me her great-grandmother died at 20 bc she was ground/chopped alive by a combine harvester (again, google translate -who tf would learn to day "mietitrebbia" in English??) and she started laughing hysterically during class
